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Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:54 pm
by Administrator
Hi Guys,

You may note that I have locked the Topic in Gen Discussion re the current unrest in England. Whilst I am not trying to stamp on F o Speech (I have equally strong opinions as all of you) I am aware that voicing Democratic opinions on Forums can prompt certain paranoid minded Stalinist Dictators to hack into websites and F 'em up - just because some one dares to put forward an opposing P o View to theirs.

For the last two evenings when I open my e-mails, my A/V has alerted me to an attempt to access Passwords etc as incoming mail is being downloaded. So somewhere amongst the 41 Spammers last night was at least one, loaded "Activate user Account".

The Spammers are often Chinese flogging electrical goods, but from E Europe there are e-mail addresses with a direct reference towards a certain type of pawn-shop. I do not like to use the words in full, because the Spiders and Trawlers may pick em up and pass em on.

The Spammers are nearly all via geemail. All of the a-o-l ones are hacked. You will also note that I have deleted all accounts where there has been no activity and will start on those with no posts, working individually from the earliest (Sorry Nick, back to less than 500) We also seem to attract a certain Artistic Cult and War Gamers???

Whist I can delete the evil sods, sometimes genuine would-be-members are caught in the Xfire. It pisses me off why the Scum seem to try and force their Filth on us, it's not what we set this Forum up for?

So for our sake, we'd just better stick to keeping our LML's on the Road. Ride safe, you never know, we might get a spell of Summer weather yet? Paul

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:01 pm
by NICK
..........Quite agree.........think i've got a dvd called something similar.......Porn Expert (and hardworking patriotic) Nick

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:10 pm
by mickwinner
better make a comment, don't want to get kicked off

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:15 pm
by mikey 69
comment
mikey
no comment
mikey

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:50 pm
by joe
And a comment from me aswell :lol: :lol:

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:01 am
by ripthemichael
Still watching just hot the hump till I get my new scooter :cry:

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:41 pm
by Administrator
Hi Guys,

Mick, you'd nowt to make you think that you or anyone else was gonna get kicked off.

When members register, you can't believe what a relief it is for me when they Post almost immediately, even if it's just to say, "Hi". So if anyone else who has been active on the Site, but hasn't made a post yet - please do, because it saves me sending an e-mail to remind them that their account is still active.

Again you cannot believe how time-consuming this is, in between answering general enquiries about LML's ranging from genuine people who want my opinion on a Star Deluxe on e-bay and is it suitable for commuting, to those who are thinking of opening a Scooter shop in Copenhagen (these are always Scammers and are easy to deal with)

So out of 41 applications last nite, 2 new members who have hit the ground running and tonight out of 46 tonite, 3 new members - hopefully the new 200 4t will bring us more?

Paul

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:13 pm
by Ally
Thanks for activating the account mate. I'm selling some brilliant cheap TVs from China ;) :D :D

Nice to be on here, looking forward to learning more about LMLs, and to start doing some mods and repairing myself. I'll post pics on the other thread when I get home

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:04 pm
by Captain Scarlet
Quite agree that hackers, bots and porn merchants should be deleted.
Also any bigots, religious zealots and freeloaders, monkey spankers and teachers. :o
OK I was going too far with the Teachers. (They need some support after all the bashing, literally, that they get these days.) :lol: :lol:
Captain S

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:41 pm
by NICK
Bye then........monkey spanking alf garnet athesist Nick

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:07 pm
by Captain Scarlet
Some of my best friends are atheists :P
Cap. Scarlet

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:56 pm
by Porkpie
Just How do you "spank a Monkey"?....You gotta catch the Mutha first...Then put it through some spanking ritual which,
I'm sure,the Animal Rights dudes wont be best pleased about!!!

Unless they spank it as well...

But Hey,whatta I know??

Animal Fetish Shaun..

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:40 pm
by Captain Scarlet
Cum on Porkpie,
Surely you have heard of rhyming slang!
Monkey Spanker = Donkey Wa7k£r.
Craptin Starlet

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:05 pm
by Porkpie
Captain Scarlet wrote:Cum on Porkpie,
Surely you have heard of rhyming slang!
Monkey Spanker = Donkey Wa7k£r.
Craptin Starlet


Mr CS,
I know some dudes have some shitty jobs(Mine included sometimes).but I draw the line at this Vocation... :shock: :shock:
Wouldnt like to do that for a living....
Rubber Gloves,Donkey arousel,shake the dice,etc.... :lol: :lol: ;)

Hands Free Shaun..

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:28 pm
by Captain Scarlet
:lol: :lol:

Did you hear that they have asked that us ginger haired fellas stop donating at sperm banks?? :roll:
Apparently the excuse is that there is no call for that type of sperm. The ladies don't want it!! :o
Bloody liberty if you ask me - used to be my only source of income when I was a student. :oops:

Captain Scarlet

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:50 am
by marty r
What on earth is a "Google [bot]" ?

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:18 pm
by regal raptor
marty r wrote:What on earth is a "Google [bot]" ?

whats google............. :lol:

Re: Keeping it P.C. and all that bollocks

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:03 am
by Captain Scarlet
Please note, other types of Bot are available,
e.g. Bing bot
I use Firefox - no bots on there.
Cap Scared