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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby glscoot » Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:17 pm

Do you think Rodgers fancies himself as a keen amateur psychiatrist who likes "challenging projects?" ;)

I couldn't give a fck what he thinks he is. He just better get us out of this mess. I saw bits and pieces of the game yesterday and again we were absolutly shite.
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby hippriest » Sun Nov 02, 2014 9:48 pm

If he (Rodgers) were to ask me (and, frankly what top class football wouldn't seek my advice when their back is to the wall?) he would swallow a big hit on selling Balotelli for a sizeable loss in January, as he brings a cancerous, sulky downer to the club regardless of form. As you say, he's pulled of a real coup by turning the normally very loyal LFC crowd against him and that can be no good for anyone. Just looking at his highly punchable, slapped-arse face makes me well up with anger.....and I don't even support them!

He could do a lot worse than nurturing Berahino, providing he pays out a small fortune.... enough for us to fork out on, say, 3 good quality players to offer Prem survival for a few more years.

Oh, and BTW, if anyone accuses us of trying to turn this into a Kissball forum....... GET FECKING POSTING and stop leaving it all to me & Gary you lazy bastards. :D
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby glscoot » Sat Nov 08, 2014 10:29 pm

I really hope the Saints keep it going.
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby hippriest » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:21 pm

What a shyte day:

First trip to the Hawthorns, induced by £15 ticket price. I favour this to an invite to go to Coventry to see Worcester City - who have won 2-1. Bad choice #1

I go by train. Bad choice # 2.

I stay to (nearly) the end, when instinct told me that after conceding the 2nd goal we could have played all night & not scored. Bad choice # 3

I join a massive queue at the station, forgoing the opportunity to join mates in the pub as I don't like drinking after losing. Bad choice # 4

I do that thing where you set a time goal, thinking "if I can't see anything happening in 5 minutes, I'm definitely going to the pub & I'll catch a later train". 4 batches of 5 minutes later & I'm still queuing. Bad choices # 5, 6, 7 & 8

I eventually give up, sacrifice my place in the queue, and am just outside the station when I hear an ironic cheer.....the broken down train clogging everything up moves away & the queue starts to move (naturally we had received no information whatsoever about all this....this being a station in Britain). Bad choice # 9

I carry on to the pub and when I get there my mates are just leaving to go somewhere else way out of my way, as I'm training it. Bad choice # 10

I quickly sup my pint, then grab a Grolsh on my way out so as I can numb myself to further pain.....then don't feel like drinking it as everywhere is still busy and I am self-conscious of being Sad Billy No Mates Drinking On His Own on Public Transport. Bad choice # 11

I think I might just have used up all my bad choices for the coming week in one day, so look forward to a run of better decisions. ;)
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby Laurie » Sun Nov 09, 2014 9:19 pm

One more from me....

Saints 2nd.

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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby hippriest » Sun Nov 09, 2014 9:55 pm

I've always hated you, Laurie. ;)

(but not as much as I FECKING HATE KISSBALL!)
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby glscoot » Sun Nov 09, 2014 10:09 pm

2T more reliable than BR :lol: :lol:
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby hippriest » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:33 pm

Here's a great way of spending 17 seconds:

Listen to this programme on 5 Live tonight - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04sn2np

Funny, there must be a miss-print, as it says the programme is 1 hour 30 mins........ but given the subject matter I'm sure my estimate is a bit nearer the mark?
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby mikey 69 » Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:18 pm

really glad you started this steve, it seems to keep all kissball in one place and makes it easier for me to avoid/laugh at
ta very muchly
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby hippriest » Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:41 pm

Glad to be of service, Mikey. Don't touch that dial! ;)
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby Laurie » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:19 pm

hippriest wrote:I've always hated you, Laurie. ;)

(but not as much as I FECKING HATE KISSBALL!)


That's a bit harsh! :o
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby hippriest » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:33 pm

You know I don't mean it. :D

Speaking of Kissball, which everyone now seems to love and is the main thread on here nowadays, what about FIFA? Un-be-fecking-lievable; couldn't make it up. Sepp Blatter seems as un-touchable as the Queen. But unlike Her Madge, he seems to grin his way thru every crisis he faces. Do you reckon he's mates with Putin & Berlusconi? Wouldn't surprise me.
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby glscoot » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:31 pm

I think if the truth were ever to come out, it would be the end of European/World football. They are so corrupt, they have everyone running scared. Mind you if the truth ever did come out, it might not be a bad thing as the national leagues would return to the 70's & 80's.
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby Laurie » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:23 pm

hippriest wrote:You know I don't mean it. :D

Speaking of Kissball, which everyone now seems to love and is the main thread on here nowadays, what about FIFA? Un-be-fecking-lievable; couldn't make it up. Sepp Blatter seems as un-touchable as the Queen. But unlike Her Madge, he seems to grin his way thru every crisis he faces. Do you reckon he's mates with Putin & Berlusconi? Wouldn't surprise me.



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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby glscoot » Mon Nov 17, 2014 8:46 pm

Well, who's going to win, Scotland V England.
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby hippriest » Mon Nov 17, 2014 10:33 pm

This bloke at our work who is a bit of a sad case (follows Worcester City......always think those non league supporters tend to anorak-dom - eh, Sharpie? ;) ) is going up.
He's an ugly bugger anyway, so I guess he's not too worried about the Glasweigans re-arranging his features for him.

As long as it's a good, fair contest I'm sure I can speak for all members of the forum in saying that we hope the best team wins.

.....and naturally, that team will be England. ;)
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby hippriest » Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:40 pm

Well, that Elementary Clairvoyance taster session class seems to have paid dividends already. ;)

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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby glscoot » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:15 am

Scotland were shocking, they didn't even take a few bodies either, very disappointed in there performance. The media will have England as world beaters now, get the public all excited and fail miserably yet again.
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby hippriest » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:26 pm

Yup, I only saw the second half and I though Scotland were pretty lame. Against this, England's midfield and attack looked pretty impressive. But against a top 15 team, I don't think the defence is up to the job. Dunno about the 2nd part of your comments, Gary.....the media will certainly play their part as you say, but I'd hope that a large body of England fans might remember a certain Who song. Got it yet? Yup... We Won't Get Fooled Again!

(but they will, they will)
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Re: I agree - I hate Kissball

Postby hippriest » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:59 pm

"Rodgers out, Rodgers out ??!"

BTW, anyone heard / seen anything of the Pardew Out campaign over these last few weeks ;)
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