When I was p*ssed off to get a discount

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When I was p*ssed off to get a discount

Postby hippriest » Mon May 11, 2015 9:28 pm

Had the old barnet butchered at the weekend. I was charged £6. I would normally have found this very agreeable.....but I noticed on the price board that this was the cost for "old timers".

Bastards! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: When I was p*ssed off to get a discount

Postby marty r » Tue May 12, 2015 5:21 am

Know what you mean! At Abda I keep getting asked if I, "want any help with your packing" as if I'm some sort of nincompoop. :x
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Re: When I was p*ssed off to get a discount

Postby NICK » Tue May 12, 2015 7:39 am

Fucking hell! £2 a hair!......................
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Re: When I was p*ssed off to get a discount

Postby Tony Dunn » Thu May 14, 2015 12:19 pm

Ha ha, nice one Nick.
My barber has started asking if i want my eyebrows trimmed!! Errr NO, cheeky git
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Re: When I was p*ssed off to get a discount

Postby NICK » Thu May 14, 2015 5:04 pm

Know the feeling...........ear hair............nose hair..............but no fecking head hair...........
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Re: When I was p*ssed off to get a discount

Postby hippriest » Sun May 17, 2015 4:59 pm

I was down the Job Centre last week and saw an advert for a pubic hairdresser at a girl's private school.

I thought, "yeah, I guess I could give that a bash" and discussed the details with the clerk. After ascertaining my suitability as a bit of a connoisseur, I asked him where I should go for the interview.

"Monday morning, 10 am, Worcester cricket ground", he said

"But I thought the job was in Malvern?" I queried.

"It is......but the queue starts in Worcester", he confirmed.
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Re: When I was p*ssed off to get a discount

Postby NICK » Sun May 17, 2015 7:12 pm

I'd still join the queue.....................
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Re: When I was p*ssed off to get a discount

Postby hippriest » Sun May 17, 2015 7:51 pm

You'd join it if it started in your manor! ;)
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